{"slip": { "id": 95, "advice": "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."}}
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Mark Ferguson is an Irish handballer, currently playing for Lughnasa HC.
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{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
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En spännande dag för Josefine is a 1982 Curt Haagers studio album. It peaked at number 36 in the Swedish albums chart.
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