{"slip": { "id": 220, "advice": "Most things are not as bad as you think they are."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?","punchline":"He couldn't see himself doing it","id":51}
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{"fact":"In ancient Egypt, when a family cat died, all family members would shave their eyebrows as a sign of mourning.","length":110}
{"fact":"Cats often overract to unexpected stimuli because of their extremely sensitive nervous system.","length":94}
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{"fact":"You check your cats pulse on the inside of the back thigh, where the leg joins to the body. Normal for cats: 110-170 beats per minute.","length":134}
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{"slip": { "id": 216, "advice": "Try making a list."}}
{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}
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