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{"slip": { "id": 204, "advice": "The best nights out are when people around you are simply having fun."}}

{"slip": { "id": 68, "advice": "The number of vampires in the average home, is directly proportional to the amount of garlic bread in the fridge."}}

{"fact":"Neutering a cat extends its life span by two or three years.","length":60}

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{"fact":"In just seven years, a single pair of cats and their offspring could produce a staggering total of 420,000 kittens.","length":115}

{"fact":"Cats are North America\u2019s most popular pets: there are 73 million cats compared to 63 million dogs. Over 30% of households in North America own a cat.","length":149}

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{"slip": { "id": 96, "advice": "Don't give to others advice which you wouldn't follow."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}

{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}

{"slip": { "id": 129, "advice": "Stop procrastinating."}}

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